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Joke of the Day

"As a responsible parent, I gave my kids a healthy breakfast of strawberries w/ milk & a little sugar... frozen. OK IT WAS ICE CREAM! FitFam?"

"Where did Christ get his ripped abs? Cross fit"

"Got thrown out of the theater during the Superman movie but was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses."

"""I'm Sorry"" And ""My Bad"" Mean The Same Thing. Unless You're At A Funeral."

"I was going to post this short, poignant gay joke.. Buttfuck it."

"Fun Fact: Cats call their pussies ""people"""

"Did you hear they removed the essay portion from the SAT? Now it's just called the T"

"What kind of salad dressing does a tree use?"

"My girlfriend asked me if we could try fitness... I replied, ""fitness? How about we try fitness dick in your ass."""

"How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know"