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Joke of the Day
"White lies are fine. Don't tell a black lie though. Black lies matter."
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"A race between two lesbians and two gays... from NY to FL who wins? NSFW? A - The Lesbians... they are doing 69 the whole way while the two gay guys are still getting their shit pack."
"What's a good treatment for insomnia? Bill Cosby"
"RIP Boiled Water You will be mist."
"What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican? Someone who's too lazy to steal."
"Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns ... It's a play on words."
"Why did the insomniac get arrested? He resisted a rest."
"Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner? 28"
"Once, in 2006, I stayed off the internet for an entire 19 minutes."
"[High School Reunion] Him: I started my own Law Firm last year Me: It took 2 months, but I convinced my wife Space Jam was a true story"