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Joke of the Day

"Wow, some people are so prepared! Christmas is 364 days away, and some people already have their lights up!"

"The joke's not here.... It's in the comments."

"4-year-old: What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door? Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific? 4: No reason."

"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?"

"I pulled my wife's panties to the side.......then put the rest of her socks in the drawer."

"I used to have a pet piglet.... I used to have a pet piglet, watching it discover the world was really interesting at first. But after a few months it became a bit of a boar."

"They say a blowjob makes your day... ...but anal makes your whole week."

"Several of Hitlers Generals disappeared after the war, and became animal doctors. Because they were Veteran Aryans."

"Online shopping is all fun and games until you have to get up and get your credit card from the other room."