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Joke of the Day
"What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday? Kate's back."
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"if you're drinking after midnight on a saturday you're really just getting a jump on the church crowd"
"I don't think Nyquil knows what cherries taste like!"
"What video game does hitler play? Mein craft"
"What do you call a bread that's not too bright? a dimwheat"
"Wanna hear a good one? The current choices America has for the job of president."
"What do the 2016 Rio Olympics and the 2016 US presidential race have in common? Half of the competitors cheat and the other half aren't qualified."
"You know how I can prove Jesus wasn't black? Because the body of Christ was a cracker!"
"If it acts like a duck, sounds like a duck and looks like a duck, then it is probably some girl on Instagram taking a selfie."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth."