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Joke of the Day
"It just occurred to me that you could substitute Miranda rights for wedding vows. Verbatim"
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"What did one orphan say to the other orphan? ""ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"""
"A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talk TO EACH OTHER instead of about each other."
"What happens when a frogs car breaks down? IT GETS TOAD!"
"Love is a game where you try to balance an increasingly unstable structure before it crashes down. No wait nvm those are Jenga instructions"
"How do chinese people laugh over the internet? Lmao Zedong"
"My wife and I have been happily married for two years. 1997 & 2004"
"Healthy human blood must be a low-carb meal... Because it's the most-keto diet."
"Why can't you play UNO with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards."
"Have you ever seen Gregor Clegane fight? It'll blow your mind. . . . . I'm sorry."