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Joke of the Day

"What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? Shame and sadness at the slow decline of their once beautiful and vibrant culture."

"I don't know how to tell people this... But I want to be a translator."

"Gotta be careful. My astrologer just warned me someone pretending to predict the future would steal my money."

"On your MARK, get wet, RUFFALO."

"Have you tried african food? -No. -They haven't tried it either."

"There are 2 black men in a car, who is driving? The cops"

"What bit of fish doesn't make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !"

"What do prostitute Equine wear? They wear Whoreshoes"

"Why did the sex assault victim get triggered by the pear? Because pear in an anagram for rape."

"When 2 Chainz doesn't want to be recognized he just takes off one chain."