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Joke of the Day
"How do you top a car? You tep on the brake, toopid."
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"It's called instant messaging for a reason. ..if I wanted to wait a week for a reply, I'd of sent a bloody letter"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand, but I'm thinking of you."
"Most humor is funny, but, Vitreous Humor is in the eye of the beholder."
"Andy Murray's been detained by anti-corruption officials at the Davis Cup... Apparently he's been operating a racket for years."
"I noticed my waitress had a black eye so I ordered very clearly. Because obviously she doesn't get things right the first time."
"I will always remember what my grandfather said to me right before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"I always take my kids on vacation during drug awareness week...because there's just some things they should learn from their dad."
"Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat mummy cat and two kittens !"
"How do you blind an Asian? Put a windshield in front of them"