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Joke of the Day
"How do you top a car? You tep on the brake, toopid."
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"What did the wheat say to the man with the scythe? ""I yield!"""
"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because Seven Eight Nine!"
"So a Saudi guy says to his American friend, ""In my country women can't drive"". The American says, ""I'm not surprised. They can't drive in my country either."""
"I've decided I'm not going to focus on my past anymore. So, if I owe you money, I'm sorry."
"What's common to both Adolf Hitler and Volkswagen? Both of them can kill people with poisonous fumes"
"Why are there fences around a graveyard? People are dying to get in."
"Quack Quack Who's there? A duck."
"*stands on a curb next to a stranger* What if i was this tall"
"Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down."