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Joke of the Day

"Eagles QB Michael Vick is engaged to be married. But both Rappers Pitbull and Snoop Dogg declined the invitation."

"Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them."

"How did the writer pop the question? He per-prosed"

"My Grandfather never had a good reason to go fishing. He did it just for the halibut."

"I have nothing positive to report. Except that roadside drug test."

"I've seen enough episodes of ""Cops"" to know that you should avoid all people with blurry faces."

"How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read? Every 28 days or so."

"What is the most common pickup line in a gay bar? Can I push in your stool?"

"Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium? Your mom."

"What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat? One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws."