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Joke of the Day
"What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night? Net fish and krill"
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"Knock knock, Who's there? Harper Lee (Author of ""To kill a mockingbird"") Harper Lee, who? Harper Lee I can fly...."
"What did the apple tell the annoying orange? Citrus down."
"There should be a morning after pill for Supreme Court decisions."
"6: Daddy the floor is lava! Me: Oh yeah? *Pushes wife off chair*"
"Me: Do you have any mini-ipods in stock? Guy: what color? Me: Any color. Guy: We don't have any. You Sir, have achieved stupid greatness."
"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty-six year olds? [NSFW] There's 20 of them..."
"Cam Newton has been fitted with a GoPro strapped to his leg for the Super Bowl, sponsored by a canned meat company. It's called the Spam Cam Newton Gam Cam"
"An Irishman walked out of a bar. What? It could've happened!"
"I like my women how I like my whiskey. 13 years old and mixed up with coke."