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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you know if a chef is a clown? A: The food tastes funny."
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"People say there is power in numbers. Say that to 6 million jews. -Jimmy carr"
"""Good for you"" was said unsarcastically only that first time."
"That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid."
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month."
"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her enough"
"What is the fastest cake in the world? Scone."
"Just think about this: Jeff Goldblum is someone's uncle. Jeff Goldblum goes to someone's house for holidays and is Jeff Goldblum."
"Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth."
"People who actually put that movie theater ""butter"" on their popcorn should be ineligible for healthcare."