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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock Whos there? Im a peace op! Im a peace op who?"
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"A woman wants to buy a pair of spectacles. A woman walks into a shop and says,"" Doctor, I think I need a pair of spectacles! "" The shopkeeper replies,"" You certainly do ma'am! This is a grocery store."
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"I hate it when I punch ghosts! http://imgur.com/lVv8D6W"
"Did you guys hear about Joan Rivers? The mortuary got $32 at the recycling center for her body."
"What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot? Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah"
"The real difference between jelly and jam. I can't jelly my dick in your butt."
"I don't always take the derivative of x^2.... But when I do, it's dos equis."
"When I see a flash mob in public I immediately join in to make it seem like they didn't practice enough."
"I slapped a statues arse... I think I hit rock bottom"