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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the spicy version of Cream of Someyoungguy? Cream of Someyoungthai."
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"Why do people say,""You can't make this stuff up."" Nope. Not true at all. You can literally make up anything you want anytime."
"Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has the food, guys"
"Tried using a time machine to go back to my wedding day & talk some sense into a much younger me, but I got the date wrong."
"WAT DO WE WAMT ""woaw calm dowm dude"" WHEN DO WE WAMT IT ""u kno this is just a line to try ham sampels at costco right"""
"your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean."
"""Ugh! Dave is coming to dinner"" ""Wait, Dave Jones or Dave who impersonates police cars?"" [long silence] [hears faint sirens in the distance]"
"""do u have twitter"" ""SORRY I CAN'T HEAR U!! UR BREAKING UP"" *makes fake static noises* ""we're not even on the pho-"" *jumps out of window*"
"You'll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace"
"Just seen a woman in town with lipgloss so sticky she had 16 flies attached to her mouth."