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Joke of the Day

"3 women in a bar.. talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage one fits a cocumber and the other one slides down the bar stool."

"Clowns terrorizing the streets. A real life billionaire villain running for president. We need Batman now more than ever"

"There is no ""ea"" in Tim."

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Hide all that weed because police lights are too."

"What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine? Diddly squat."

"I recently took up meditation..... It beats sitting around doing nothing"

"I'm going to just start biting the faces of people that stand too close during a conversation."

"How do you make a kilogram of fat appealing? Put a nipple on it"

"""Treat Others the Way You Want to be Treated"" *Buys everyone snacks"

"What do you say when you see three whales? Whale whale whale, what do we have here?"