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Joke of the Day

"Why did the ""pervert"" cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the cbicken! Hahahaha"

"What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan."

"I've always pictured myself taking selfies."

"There's a new 12 step program for people who can't stop talking. On-and-on-anon."

"When can't a pencil write out a check? When it's broke."

"Kayne West Knocked Up Kim Kardashian No punchline needed."

"I went to this zoo the other day, but there was only one dog inside. It was a shitzu."

"What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant."

"My iPhone just autocorrected ""everyone"" to ""wartime"". I'm not entirely sure what that means but I'm pretty sure we're all going to die."

"Ever hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he."