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Joke of the Day
"Why did the ""pervert"" cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the cbicken! Hahahaha"
Next Joke
"Please help, my email isn't twerking.. I think there is something cyrusly wrong."
"What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar? An ice Kareem clone"
"I saw a beaver movie last night. And it was the best dam movie I'd ever seen."
"I was recently in court with a necrophiliac as a judge... Everyone got the death sentence."
"Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces? Because it doesn't even lift."
"TIL that there is a subreddit dedicated to praising Nancy Grace for her contributions to modern medical science. LOL! Not really, no. She is a bad person, and should feel bad."
"Which doesn't belong: Meat, a Blow Job, Your Wife, An Egg A Blowjob, you can beat your Meat, you can beat your wife, and you can beat an egg, but you can't beat a blow job"
"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp? Something that stinks and stings!"
"I wish I was a baby so I could pass out in public with a bottle and no one would look twice."