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Joke of the Day
"Pope Innocent is an oxymoron"
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"Please Turn Off The Computer Dad's writes on son's facebook wall: Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner."
"Have you seen the photo of me and REM? That's me in the corner."
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"What Social Media site do the undead use? Tomblr."
"I'm done drinking for good... Now I drink for Evil."
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"How did David Copperfield get HIV? From doing Magic."