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Joke of the Day
"What were the yoga instructor's last words when he got electrocuted? Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."
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"Wow the weather sure is getting cool *A cloud rolls by wearing sunglasses and smoking an unfiltered cigarette*"
"It would be really convenient if Christmas decorations grew on trees."
"What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant? Alien versus Predator."
"Q :Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy? A :I dont know, and i dont care"
"What's the difference between my jokes and my penis. My jokes don't make women laugh."
"Tired? Cranky ? Feeling like crap .....There's a nap for that ."
"My dick was once in the Guinness Book of Records. World's smallest dick."
"Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire? He was heading west."
"What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?..... You can slick her hair back and make her look 6."