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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs? Anything you want. He can't hear you."
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"Knock knock... The pilot, let me in!!!!"
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"I maintain a lifelong grudge against anyone at a restaurant who orders after me yet gets their food before me."
"What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times? Windows 10."
"Harry Potter lost his virginity on a magical evening. Or, as they say in Hogwarts, a Wednesday."