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Joke of the Day

"what did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look i'm changing"

"My friend was getting an HIV test and he was worried, so I just gave him some advice. Stay Positive."

"whoever thinks money doesn't bring happiness, transfer it to my account."

"Did you hear about the guy who was frozen to absolute zero? He was 0K."

"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me. It means a lot."

"A pirate crew is fleeing from a whaling ship One pirate swabbie asks, ""This be the whaling ship driven by the wench with two vaginas?"" The pirate says, ""Aye, we best be wary of har poons."""

"[sees friend at the store] ""Hi"" Hey ""Where's your better half?"" The PS4's at home ""No I mean-"" Where WOULD it be? Wow, dumb question."

"Editor: You wrote a play about Victorian England using menstrual blood as ink? Me: Yes, it's a period piece."

"Where do dogs go when they lose their tail? The retail store."

"Proof that Bush did 7/11 Jet fuel cant melt ICEE's"