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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when combine a penis and a potato??? A dictator!"
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"Office assistant is throwing darts at a picture of her boss. Phone rings. It's the boss. Boss: What are you doing right now? Assistant: Missing you."
"RIP to my good friend Brian... ...eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies :("
"It's such a beautiful day I had to open the window while I watched TV."
"I told my boyfriend that I felt like I had been forgetting a lot of things lately. He said, ""because I've been fucking your brains out."" I've never laughed so hard."
"You better get out of here before the S.W.A.T. team arrives I just blew up a toilet. Say, did you hear the one about the man with chronic constipation? No? Well, no shit"
"The gang's all here A horse, a blonde, a redneck, a priest, a rabbi, and the president all walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""What is this, some kind of a joke?"""
"All that money and sleep was super annoying anyway. -lies parents tell themselves"
"If you rearrange the letters of Fat Tuesday it becomes Fatty as Due. I don't know what that means but as you can tell I'm really bored."
"[my first day as hand dryer salesman] ""this robot dries your hands with noise"""