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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the two nuts walking down the street? One was a salted"
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"Of course I don't hold grudges! I'm a woman, I carry them around in my designer purse everywhere I go."
"While digging a hole today I found a bunch of old gold coins. I ran in to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging a hole."
"Why are horses never overweight? They're on a stable diet."
"The twin towers remind me of genders There used to be two of them and people get offended when you talk about them"
"What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War? The Battle of Gaine's Mill"
"How often do you use algebra? Equationally."
"Kung Fu for Beginners by Flora Mugga"
"What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg? Chocolate Ice Cream in July!"
"A vegan took my picture. It was hard to smile saying, ""Gluten-free, dairy-free, imitation monteray jack soy cheese."""