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Joke of the Day
"How does god receive prayers? knee-mail"
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"A blind guy walks into a bar *thud*"
"Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song? Blame it on the night"
"Why are most guys like floor tile? Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!"
"The playwright wanted to make a play using only particles made from 2 quarks each. It was his meson scene."
"What makes you think this is my first time?"
"On the baseball diamond, I'm like a T-Rex. I have a short arm."
"if somone acidentaly walks in while ur in the bathroom, do not react at all. this avoids embarasment & makes them wonder if they are a ghost"
"What does an epileptic vegetarian eat? Seizure salad"