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Joke of the Day
"Unlike most English people my girlfriend doesn't have bad teeth. She sold them."
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"Watching soccer gives me the same feeling as watching a drunk guy try to get his key in the door."
"Just watched a heart-warming video of a soldier returning home from Afghanistan to his cat, who looks at him as if to say ""Were you away?"""
"My cell phone battery dies quicker than a mother in a Disney movie"
"Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave? Deputin"
"I recently got a job in the fast food industry, changed my name to Fedora Everyone tips fedora!"
"Two fish are in a tank One says to the other i'll man the guns you drive"
"JELLYFISH: *to friend* Want to see something disgusting? Watch this. *stings person* FRIEND: That wasn't dis... JELLYFISH: Wait a minute."
"A black guy with a parrot walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""wow! That is beautiful! Where did you get it?"" The parrot responded, saying, ""there are millions of them running around in Africa."""
"I heard paralympic basketball players are very selfish, they never pass All they do is dribble."