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Joke of the Day
"The awkward moment when people think you're drunk when in fact you're just a blast naturally."
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"I hate school and got caught skipping the other day... My principal said, ""Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."""
"They say 9 or 10 is a good age to tell your kid they were adopted, but only IF they were adopted."
"Me: There is a small tree on fire. 911: Could you describe it? Me:Picture shrubbery...now picture it engulfed in flames."
"What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on? Vacation."
"These dull kitchen knife jokes just aren't cutting it anymore."
"Why did the lollipop cross the road? ... Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed."
"Why was the cat scared of the tree? Because of its bark"
"What did the black man say to the Mexican? Hey. Watermelawn."
"What's the most encouraging calisthenic? Chin-ups!"