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Joke of the Day
"The awkward moment when people think you're drunk when in fact you're just a blast naturally."
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"I walked into the boss's office and handed him a pear. ""What's this for?"" He asked. ""A pay rise."" I replied. ""My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."""
"What do you call an old man whose retarded? Bernie Sanders!!"
"How does one become an Astronaut? Dip your anus in nutella. Hahahahaha :')"
"What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror? Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom."
"A man sends 10 puns to a pun contest in hopes he would win. To his surprise, 6 puns in ten did."
"apparently pharmacies think theyre grocery shops now. selling food product instead of focusing on exceptional pill service. Get real, punk !"
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"An Indian friend of mine used to hit his wife every night at 7.30... ..on the dot."
"Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail? She couldn't stand making Kermitments"