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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Pakistani prostitute in France? Lahore."
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"Give me your best golf joke. I work with a guy who claims he's heard ever golf joke there is. So far he's been correct, and has known every joke I've thrown his way."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing no clothes but covered head to toe in saran wrap The psychiatrist says ""I can clearly see your nuts"""
"Sometimes I'll water my plants with boiling water because why should they have it so good?"
"*burst into doctor's office* ME: I'm no longer canstopetid DOCTOR: You mean constipated ME: No I've had a vowel movement DOCTOR: Get out"
"Did you know how they found out that Dale Earnheart had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders on the dash."
"""Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses"" -I remind myself as I flirt with the fire extinguisher I've mistaken for a cute guy"
"elmo jokw What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory? Two test tickles!"
"Your momma is so stupid That her adult child is still reading and downvoting Yo momma jokes."
"When wearing a logo or clever t-shirt, make sure your rack looks good. No one likes reading stuff on a lumpy, wavy surface. You too, ladies."