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"I was in a flash mob once. We'd mainly just hold people at gunpoint until they updated their Adobe."
"Black ice is just like regular ice except it dies first in movies."
"And Jesus said, ""Come forth and receive everlasting life...."" But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven."