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Joke of the Day
"I'm 84% less productive in a swivel chair."
Next Joke
"Hi..You've reached my voicemail. I could come to the phone right now but I saw your name on caller ID so leave a message..or not."
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender, confusing idioms with jokes, offers the horse water but cannot make it drink."
"Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree? It was taped."
"Did you hear the news about the failed plan to send ISIS a shipment of deactivated bomb vests? People are surprised it's blowing up."
"[Breakup] Her: We're just different Him: How? Her: Well, you want to hike & camp Him: And? Her: And I want to be a cartoon on the internet"
"Why did adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side"
"There's 3 kinds of people in this world people who can count, and people who can't count"
"Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo? Because he felt like IT"
"Free air! (Help yourself.)"