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Joke of the Day

"What is them difference between a horse and a Harley Davidson? On a Harley, the dick is on the top."

"whats the deal with shemales? you don't call them she, and they're not male"

"My kids will be friends with people of all colors of the rainbow. That means no black people. (Credit goes to a person on either America's Got Talent or Britain's Got Talent, can't remember which)"

"How do you know a moth is gay? Its balls are deep in the closet."

"A man was walking on a nude beach... A man with a foot long dick was walking on a nude beach when he was arrested by the police. The charge? Weapons of Lass Destruction"

"IPHONES... When I wants to talks to someones."

"What's the difference between a male and female table? A male table is made with hard wood."

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60 She's 93 now and we don't know where the hell she is."

"cheap toilet paper. it isn't worth shit."

"There are two kinds of woman who never complain. GIFs and JPGs"