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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the late great actor? ""Wow, he's dead?"" *Actor strolls in* Nope, just never on time."

"My doctor said my blood sodium level is apparently too high but I take everything with a grain of salt."

"Alright! Everyone that got a DM containing a map to my treehouse, meet there in 15 mins. Those who didn't, maybe consider being nicer to me."

"A classic among my friends Knock knock. Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allahu akbarrrrrrrrrr-"

"A racist man laments... If people gave him $1 for every racist thing he said or done he'd be able to make a small contribution of 1 million dollars to Donald Trump's campaign."

"How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god it."

"A long time ago, I thought of a soda joke. I'd share it with you, but I'm afraid I think it'd fall flat."

"I went swimming in the Black Sea. It stole my trunks."

"What does a Triceratops sit on? His Tricerabottom"

"How many police men does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter...they'll just beat the room for being black."