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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with no hands and a book? A read-only man."
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"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back."
"I knew this girl, she's really deep; she'd always find a reason to preach about how size does matter..."
"She's so dumb, She thinks a double helix is two gay guys doing 69."
"*Indian Accent* I would make a your mom joke... but cows are sacred in my country."
"""Hello! You have a nice dog. Opiates are bad. Beautiful day today. My parents talk to pixies. Bye!"" - Polite home-schooled kid I met today."
"What's the difference between squash and zucchini? You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old ""jam VS jelly"" joke."
"when i die i want my kids to carry my casket. So they can let me down one more time."
"What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party? A Christmas tree. Because they're lit."
"[Inspecting car] *kicks tire* ""Mmhm just as I suspected, it can withstand a single kick."""