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Joke of the Day

"How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer"

"How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn't take it far enough into the woods."

"I was sold a calculator with the plus button missing. Something doesn't quite add up."

"If you are bored I recommend mass texting all of your exes ""I'm ready to give it another shot"" and then get ready for the ride of your life"

"Today I was helping a friend install his fence, but I put in one of the stakes upside down so we had to do it over. Sorry for the repost."

"How did I get out of Iraq? I ran"

"Why did the Death Star hire a lot of football players from Thailand? Because they needed more Thai Interceptors!"

"its cool that chameleons can blend in with their environment but at a certain points it's like just do u homie!!!"

"Ok I have 2 short jokes and a long one. joke joke jooooooooooooooke. I'll show myself out."

"What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot? Steel wool"