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Joke of the Day

"Me: I'm gonna lose weight. Me: I'm gonna exercise every day. Me: I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it. Me: Is that cake?"

"My wife and I decided not to have children. The kids are taking it pretty hard."

"All racist jokes are the same If you've heard Juan you heard Jamal."

"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? Drizzle"

"So Bill Cosby and Darren Sharper walked into the bar... I would tell you what happened next but for some reason I can't remember a thing from that night."

"I went into a Apple store and farted. The manger told me to leave. It's not my fault they had no Windows"

"What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about? Calculus"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? ...it doesn't matter, he isn't going to come anyways."

"Bloody Foreigner, coming over here, wanting to know what love is."

"If life gives you melons... you might be dyslexic"