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Joke of the Day
"How do you trigger a feminist? You've got male."
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"What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon? RRRRtillary."
"Whats the difference between Shaq and Koybe Bryant? One is a Holocaust denier, and the other one rapes women and gets away with it."
"A horse enters a bar... A horse enters a bar Upon seeing it, the barman says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse, unable of understanding human language, shits on the floor and leaves"
"Told girl on flight she was pretty and she replied ""Tell me something I don't know."" So i asked if she remembered the quadratic formula."
"Watching Avatar again Didn't notice the first time how odd it was that all the Na'vi were portrayed as so pale-skinned and blonde..."
"I just feel like you shouldn't be using a selfie stick unless you're a T-Rex."
"What does a cow call his mate? Oxfam."
"What does a flaky boyfriend and constipation have in common? They're both assholes who can't commit."
"comic sans divorce papers"