145441
Joke of the Day
"I think I know why the black iPhone is completely faster than my white one. I am also very racist."
Next Joke
"If you've never gotten stuck in a dress you tried on over your clothes in the middle of a clothing store, then you're not me."
"Cops are looking for a man who robbed a store using scissors. They say the guy could be a real danger--unless you have a rock."
"Number of US states who claim above average elementary test scores? 50. Number of US states who shouldn't be allowed to teach math? 25."
"Anyone know the lyrics to ""Around the world"" by daft punk? I always forget.."
"Fat chicks don't get wet..... They get greasy"
"Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff? Tequila..."
"Why is the white girl so odd? Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me."
"Dad: ok we need to find the number to that store, get the phone book Me: Get the what now?"
"Anyone who believes in telekinesis... ...raise my hand"