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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't the Jolly Green Giant patronize prostitutes? He has no room in his life for a fourth ho."

"Progeria jokes get old real quick."

"Apparently the US government has to choose between supporting ISIS and the al-Assad regime... I think that's called getting caught between Iraq and a hard place."

"Did you hear about Prince? He died."

"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"

"Tripler's Dating Tips 20/50: hide a tape recorder in your pocket with a laugh track on it and press play after every single thing you say"

"I shared a banana with my Dad today... He had the inside bit again :( (Joke courtesy of the hysterical 'Adam Hess')"

"[offensive] What do books have that Mexican's don't? Papers"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool."

"I heard someone call pumpkin spice lattes basic... but they are wrong, lattes have a pH below 7"