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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl are you a humpback whale? Because you're very deep."
Next Joke
"I'm watching my neighbor through the blinds, he's so creepy."
"Wanna hear a joke? ""Why did the chicken cross the road?"" ""Why?"" ""To get to the house of the ugliest human on the planet. Wanna hear another joke? Knock-knock...."" ""Who's there?"" ""Buc-buc-bucaaaaaw!"""
"Somebody said ""hey wanna eat this apple"" and I said ""no thanks I ate a PC for lunch"""
"A cop pulls a guy over for speeding on a slow day Cop: ""I've been waiting for you all day."" Driver: ""Sorry, officer. I got here as fast as I could."""
"You're like a semicolon. I'm not sure exactly what to do with you."
"Smooth Farmer Whats a farmers best dating advice? A tractor"
"My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, but it's also terrible."
"A gorilla was shot I was playing pokemon go and the next thing i knew , a gorilla was dragging me around wtf mom"
"We live in a time of delicious cakes."