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Joke of the Day

"On earth: A magician puts his hand in his hat. In the rabbit realm: The Hand emerges. It is time. The rabit council must choose another sacrifice."

"How do you count cows? with a cowculator."

"The most important thing in life is to be yourself, unless you can be Batman...always go with Batman"

"What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? The same middle name."

"My psychic is a talented blind woman. She has a fifth sense."

"There's nothing more exciting than waking up with a half eaten burger in your hand."

"What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes? ""DANKE!"""

"Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince."

"If someone who speaks 2 languages is Bilingual, whats someone who speaks 1 called? American. EDIT: My first post on Reddit and I get 1000+ up votes, thanks so much!!!"

"The richest black man in NYC has got to be Duane Reade."