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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky."

"gonna name my first born Horse_ebooks"

"Knock Knock. Who's there? *Doctor* Doctor who? *Actually, it's just ""the doctor"".*"

"A food truck rodeo is a lot like the game The Oregon Trail You circle your wagons. You trade money for food. And it usually ends with dysentery."

"Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest? A bomb vest does something when triggered."

"How do you know the bartender didn't appreciate your drunken pass at her She's stirring your bloody mary with a string."

"I almost got caught stealing a board game today... but it was a Risk I was willing to take."

"Well... Well... Well... Welcome to stutterers anonymous"

"I was getting drunk with this cute girl and booze was going everywhere. Then suddenly I slipped in cider."

"Did you know that jewish people have a higher risk of getting a cavity? There saliva can be very Hassidic."