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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky."

"In California, there's just ""pot"" at the end of the rainbow."

"These hospital bills are killing me! I'm starting to think buying a hospital wasn't such a good idea."

"A Woman's place is not in the kitchen Cause that's where all the knives are."

"Knock, knock, it's the police open the door. -Can you wait, I'm taking a shit! -We know, the telephone booth is see through"

"Did you hear about the guy who tried to mend his belt with watches? It was a waste of time"

"Smiles from ear to ear. Wife: what are you smiling about? Our dog just took a giant dump in our neighbors yard Wife: God I love that dog."

"So rude of Ashton Kutcher to file divorce papers right before Demi Moore's 150th birthday."

"The best part about having a homeless girlfriend is after our date I can drop her off wherever I want"

"So, is Dora 18 yet, or what? Asking for a friend."