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Joke of the Day
"Why do white girl groups only walk together in odd numbers? Because they can't even"
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"Now that Prince is dead... ...is he formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince?"
"I think I have a genetic predisposition to diarrhea... It runs in my jeans."
"Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along? Because they were being ""brewed"""
"What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter? They BURy it"
"My doctor told me I need to stop masturbating I asked why, he said something about examining me. Lets see what you got Reddit. Keep the title and change the punchline."
"breathed a little air through my nose when thought of this http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3szbjn/"
"Q: How does a man on a moon get his haircut? A: Eclipse it."
"i make a point never to repeat gossip... (pause) so listen the first time!"
"Thieves broke into my house and stole everything except my soap. Dirty bastards."