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Joke of the Day

"I just saw a guy with leather pants get out of an IROC-Z. I wanted to say ""Welcome to the future, traveler. You're going to love it here!"""

"Two Deer in a Gay Bar Two deer walk out of a gay bar ones says to the other, "" I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks in there"""

"A baby and I locked eyes. I panicked, but thankfully I didn't cry first. Haha stupid baby, I win."

"I hate when I drop my pen on the floor and it's slightly out of reach so I leave it there forever."

"Even crazier than posting photos of your food, is what you actually look like hovering over your meal snapping pictures."

"I went swimming in the Black Sea. It stole my trunks."

"Women like silent men... they think they're listening!"

"Someone asked me if there were any LGBT gamers in the group I guess you could call be a GAYmer...hehe"

"Starting to reconsider the Supreme Court decision... what are these lesbian newlyweds going to do with all the sandwiches they make if they always eat out?"

"My wife and I use the pull-out method of birth control where we pull out our phones and ignore each other every night"