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Joke of the Day
"How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas? He felt his presents."
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"What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns? Non-habit forming"
"Hey, yeah I'll be ready in a minute. I'm just going to shower and jerkoff. just kidding, I'm not going to shower"
"ME: *sighs* yep, story of my life EDITOR: please stop saying that every time you hand me a draft of your autobiography"
"If I had a dollar for every person who found me unattractive... I'd buy the htc vive, because who the fuck cares if your ugly when you have VR."
"Men and women CAN be just friends. But only if one of them is ugly."
"I have the memory of an elephant I went to the zoo last week, they only had one, he seemed pretty lonely :("
"It's okay to laugh during sex, just don't point."
"What's the definition of awful? Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run."
"Hey, I'm not saying Hitler was a great guy, but he really saved the Histoy channel."