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Joke of the Day

"I asked a friend of mine from New Zealand how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but he fell asleep."

"Egyptian fisherman what did the egyptian fisherman say to the other egyptian fisherman after his wife had died? I'm in de-nile"

"I just read a story about someone finding a dead body at a Walmart. HOW EMBARRASING, I'd never be caught dead at a Walmart."

"If I were a Greek philosopher, my name would be Mediocrites."

"What do you call Muslims on a Plane? PASSENGERS!"

"Repost- How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."

"Did you hear about the group of geologists? They formed a Rock Band."

"Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning? He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word."

"Heard they circlejerk here in reddit reddit in here circlejerk they heard"

"I put sea salt on my seafood, so they can be reunited. Because I like happy endings."