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Joke of the Day

"Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America? ""Mmmm. Move Over."""

"Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist? Because you will get Jurasskicked."

"I really liked ""The Force Awakens"". Not everyone did. But we can all agree on one thing. Kylo Ren was willing to do what the rest of us only think when it comes to dad jokes."

"If you're gonna by me a drink..... You better at least push my stool in!"

"Kids are like farts... ...the only ones you can put up with are your own."

"[office] DAVE: We're having a baby SUE: Congratulations! ME: [suspicious that Dave is a seahorse] Looking forward to the birth, Dave?"

"How can Donald Trump avoid impeachment? By dropping out now."

"If the sign says ""don't feed the fishes"" then what can you feed fishes anyway? Nothing. Weren't you listening?"

"Stallone took home the Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actor. Should sit nicely next to his Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film; Rambo."

"Bruce Wayne was terrified of bats & he became Batman, so anyway that's why I became ClownBaboonDentistMan"