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Joke of the Day

"Che Guevara was such a revolutionary. He revolutionized the t-shirt sales."

"What do you call a religiously-praised feces? Holy shit!"

"why dont atheists solve exponential equations ? they dont believe in higher powers."

"I wish Bill Clinton would stop pointing his finger at everyone, Lord knows where that finger has been. #DNC #DirtyPoonTang"

"What is the temperature inside a tauntaun? Luke warm!"

"Why would you ask me for directions? You just saw me walk into a closed door."

"I identify as a Skywalker I guess you could call me Anakin."

"How many dads does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore."

"I had surgery to change myself from Asian to Caucasian. It was a real eye opening experience"

"Hello Alcoholics Anonymous? I'd like to anonymously report a bunch of alcoholics getting together in my neighbor's yard. ""Sorry sir, that's not the point of the program"""