21787
Joke of the Day
"What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast? Stop ""Russian"""
Next Joke
"Why do terrorists recruit married men as suicide bombers? They're easier to convince."
"I learned something new about Hordor (GOT SPOILERS) He's Canadian."
"My wife asked me to grow a beard I didn't like it at first but it's really growing on me"
"Friend: I got a job as a carpenter, but it sucks. Me: No prob, just learn a few magic tricks and people will worship you as their savior."
"The doctors say I suffer from insanity, but they have it all wrong. I enjoy every minute of it."
"If u love someone and they don't love u back the first thing you need to do is make them a scrapbook with you both in little wedding outfits"
"Whoever spelled the word Receipt was a friggin idiopt"
"[Food Network: Cake Wars] As the team barely delivers their massive cake to the judges table. Cat Judge pushes it off the table"
"I knew my wife was having a bad day when she put her tampon behind her ear and couldn't find her cigarette."