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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? The one he gets from his internet provider for copyright infringement."

"so this baby seal walks into a club... ...he got smashed."

"I'm such a film buff I can always tell when a fake dinosaur is used in a movie."

"There was a groping incident at work. I apologized but they fired me anyways."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette"

"HEY OFFICER, STOP SCREAMING AT ME TO PULL OVER, I'M DRUNK NOT DEAF"

"When you ask your waiter for an extra pickle, don't wink. It can easily be misinterpreted."

"What's the difference between Mayweather and a Lotto winner The Lotto winner has to make an effort for his money"

"I'm going to pay a stranger to cut my head hairs. This is normal and I'm normal for doing it"

"noah's google search history: ""wat is arc"" ""why would god want circle segment"" ""arc or ark"" ""how many animals"" ""5,000,000 x 2"" ""is god real"""