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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the plane crash in Poland? It was a Cessna 2 seater, crashed into a graveyard, the body count is up to 453 and they are still finding more."

"How to get out of a bad date. 1. Pull fake baby out of your bag. 2. Tell your date to help pick a name. 3. Start taking family photos."

"Why is Caitlyn Jenner's stomach bad for you? 'Cause it's full of trans-fat."

"What's a mexicans favorite sport? Cross country"

"I hope I can kill my feelings before my liver."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered child molester."

"Why did Megan fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan."

"What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut, you racist."

"So I found a hair in my pasta.. AN ANGEL HAIR! lololol"

"Only and only when a mosquito lands on your balls do you realize there are some problems that can be solved without violence :)"