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Joke of the Day
"What's a dentists favourite time? 2:30"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Agent ! Agent who ? Agentle breeze !"
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"I can turn water into Kool-Aid. Your move Jesus."
"what's the deal with hairline food I mean sheariously"
"I'll make the punchline, you create the set-up. And that's how I found out... what toxic shock means."
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