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Joke of the Day
"What's blue and doesn't fit? An epileptic at the bottom of a pool."
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"FDA approving female viagra next week. Or as Bill Cosby calls it, a ""spritzer"""
"Dating a single mother: It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game."
"If Spider Man eats too much fruit he squirts Silly String."
"What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing? Extroversion"
"Person who fought in WWII hit with pepper spray... Now he is a seasoned veteran."
"Q: Why do cows moo? A: Because their horns don't work."
"Dear kids, There is NO Santa Claus. Those presents are from your parents. ""With love, WikiLeaks"""
"Do you know how our planet got it's name? Cause if you do, please tellus"
"I tried to share a kebab with a homeless guy I saw sitting on a bench last night. He told me to f*ck off and buy my own."