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Joke of the Day
"Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it's a nappy time."
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"A man cheats... on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"At my funeral, I'd like my family, my closest friends, and a high-pitched squeal no one can locate the source of"
"I cannot even fathom how deep the snow is back east! Get my drift?"
"[On a treadmill next to a girl at the gym] Me: *Out of breath* Feeling the burn? Her: Yup Me: Me too! Her: How? Your machine isn't even on"
"What do you call a chicken drawing a sketch? Cock-A-Doodle-do!"
"Some people get paid to make fish puns... I just do it for the halibut."
"I hope Jeb Bush wins the primaries Then takes Dick Cheney as his running mate. There campaign slogan would be ""same dick, new bush."""
"7: what do you want for your birthday? Me: idk a new car 7: ok *walks away* [ 2 min later ] 7: what do you want that's under $6.42?"
"How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it? You knock on the door."