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Joke of the Day

"Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?"

"Have you ever seen moth balls? You have? Then how the hell did you get their legs apart?"

"I just saw a woman with a tremendous amount of make up and I was really tempted to use my finger and write ""wash me"" on her face"

"[I just barely squeeze thru the elevator doors as they shut, however my chain wallet get caught, ripping my pants off as the elevator rises]"

"Getting grey hair hurts less when you say you're sprouting tinsel instead."

"You're scared of pedophiles? Grow up."

"What do Germans say when you show them a meme? Danke."

"Childish immature jokes are the best * Step 1: say ""eye"" * Step 2: spell the word ""map"" * Step 3: say ""nus"" * Now say that all together..."

"Atheists swear they not going to hell just cuz they don't believe in it. nigga I don't believe in having a job but I still go to work"

"Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life."